1/11/2024 0 Comments Let me tell why thats bullshitBut now that I’m an old fuck, I’m beginning to notice there’s some advantages to putting on a few extra years. In this respect, fuck is actually a synonym for the word fellow. It’s kind of like a fat fuck, you know what I mean? Fat fuck, tall fuck, skinny fuck, short fuck, old fuck. Not an old man and not an old fart because an old fart is kind of (sound). Some guys are old men when they’re in their 20’s. Old man isn’t really a time in your life or a period of years. But now that I’m an old fuck, and that’s what I consider myself to be, an old fuck. Now, I figure I’m 69 with one finger up my ass. Yeah, I’m now 70 years old, and I like 70. But since the last time, I might have seen some of you folks I have had my 70th birthday. Now, since the last time I rolled through these parts, and I do roll through with some frequency. Phil said I should express my emotions, so that’s what I’m doing. I’ll choose my own heroes, thank you very much. Aren’t you sick of being told who your heroes ought to be? You know? Being told who you ought to be looking up to. I’m tired of being told who to admire in this country. There’s another jack-off I can do without. And while you’re at it fuck Tiger Woods, too. Fuck him and his balls and his bicycles and his steroids and his yellow shirts and the dumb, empty expression on his face. I’d like to begin by saying fuck Lance Armstrong. I’d like to begin… I’d like to… Thank you. It was televised live on Maon HBO.įilmed in the Wells Fargo Center for the Arts in Santa Rosa, California Full transcript of It’s Bad for Ya, final HBO stand-up comedy special by stand-up comedian George Carlin.
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